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peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

kidouyuuto:

kidouyuuto:

i know this is dumb but i think that australia exists like?? the ocean is largely unexplored there could very well be a fallen empire and we havent found it yet

I MEANT ATLANTIS YOU ASSHOLES

neodad:

you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet

greed:

when someone keeps touching you after you’ve told them to stop

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xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

crimewave420:

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

thebabbagepatch:

holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

breadmaakesyoufat:

when a group of teenagers walks past you and starts laughing at you for no apparent reason

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jackblogguy:

if you click a link its either a virus or a rick roll its like internet russian roulette 

soras-majestic-butt:

do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is

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tibets:

rhetthammersmith:

dog cloud over Manhattan 

we live in a simulation

rhydonmyhardon:

that is the face of satisfaction no man can guarantee

exemplarybehaviour:

yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain